Where are you from?

Sometimes I am embarrassed to admit that I live in South Carolina. I mean first it’s the miss USA who has no clue why people can’t read maps and does the worst job ever of bullshitting her way through answering a question, and then we have a man-whore governor but really is there nothing else more important going on that this makes national news? So he cheated on his wife that sucks for his family but is that really newsworthy – I like juicy gossip as much as the next person, but every night on the news there is something about the governor - enough already. Ok and second yes most people in South Carolina have a southern accent but if you lived somewhere where the summer temp is almost always boiling hot outside you would talk slower too. My theory is talking fast equals more hot air and there is enough of that around here anyway so we talk slower.

Cage Rage

I want to start by saying that SITS is pretty rad and thank you to all the kind peeps that showed me some comment love. Yeah so I get home yesterday and my internet is so shut down – the cable company put the smack down, damn it. I freak out and then go put in applications at a few places and then I went and sat at the freaking job depot – well that’s not what it’s called but I like that name better. After waiting and waiting and then getting told to come back tomorrow it’s time to go pick up the monkey. I call him my monkey because I don’t want to reveal his true identity because he is like Spiderman just little - but it’s kind of funny because my biggest fear is monkeys – not just any monkeys though only the ones in cages. I think it’s because when I was really little my parents took me to some place where we were in the cage and the monkeys were all free around us and It was all like planet of the apes and now I get a panic attack when I drive by the zoo. Seriously though the monkeys at the zoo or any caged monkeys are probably suffering from what I call cage rage and at any time could be planning a monkey revolt. Please everyone be careful! So anyway I go and pick up little spidey from his girlfriends house – by girlfriend I mean the girl that is his friend because they are both 4 and a little young for romance and they argue like married old people.

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Optimus

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Transformers are awesome and singing God Bless America in a Transformers mask is even more awesome! Are fireworks scary to anyone else's kid? He says he doesn't like the noise. So the other day we were both cleaning the house and I made some coffee and of course my monkey wanted some to which I told him - It will stunt your growth. Well he drank a sip and runs over to the mirror and says "Mom I'm shrinking"....haha I tried to explain to him that it doesn't make him smaller but he said he wanted to drink so much coffee that he turns back into a baby....hmmmm

KC

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My kitten who we have named about 15 times from Wolverine to Mittens. Finally we have decided to call her Kitty Cat or KC - yep its real original. haha she is in love with my computer though. Every time I sit down to do anything she is like this on my keyboard!

Shit

Rent is due. There are no jobs. Money is tight and Wendy's just screwed me. Ok so their new Asian chicken looked really good on their advertisement (of course all food advertisements look good on tv ) but I figured what the heck I'm broke can't find a job and I am super hungry so I could splurge for the $3. Well what I got in my Wendy's bag made me so very sad and angry I wish I knew where I could find a dragon. I would hire that dragon to go burn down every Wendy's in town for selling me chicken nuggets with sauce already on them for $3. Seriously I could have spent the dollar and put my own damn sauce on them.

I would also send the dragon to my "friends" house who said to me - yeah my husband and I have this business on the side if you would like to come check it out - and when I research their "company" it turns out to be the new and improved cult of Amway....geesh.

Also I wish I could get paid to facebook because I would be a millionaire!! Except now my boss is on facebook.

Working Online

So summer is super slow in the education business so I have been looking for part time work all over the place. Since the economy sux there are very little part time jobs out there that would still let me spend lots of time with my monkey. So I started to look for some way to bring income in by working online - well there is not much out there. There are pay for click sites that pay you like a penny for clicking on an add the sites I have found that I like are:

YouData
ClixSense

I am sure there are others but these are the ones I like. They don't pay much though.
Anyway if anyone knows of anything else please leave me a comment!